AT&T is terribly fond of Kurt Vonnegut's doodles, as they append them to numerous words to indicate that those words do not mean anything close to what they imply. Previously it was there Unlimited* data plan which, in their own words actually means " If you use more than 22GB in a bill period, speeds may slow in congested areas". This is actually an improvement over the previous blanket slow down, which was modified after they lost a court case.
Yesterday they picked a new thing to lie about, as well as a new symbol to indicate that their statement does not actually represent reality. Some users may now see a 5GE symbol on their phones, which indicates you have a 4G connection with a tiny boost in theoretical bandwidth. The actual 5G standard will offer 20Gbps while AT&T's 5GBS offers a paltry 1Gbps theoretical top speed, a slight boost but nothing close to what the new network technology will offer. If they had been even slightly more honest, the inclusion of 4×4 MIMO and 256 QAM to enhance 4G connectivity would have received a far friendlier welcome from review sites like The Register and others.
"Think of the "E" as an asterisk, slumped under the desk in hope of avoiding being spotted, on its 5G coverage. A stop gap. A stepping stone. 4G with go-faster stripes."
Here is some more Tech News from around the web:
- Notebook vendors to adopt AMD CPU in more models @ DigiTimes
- Microsoft offers GitHub private code repository access for free @ The Inquirer
- Windows 10 Will Reserve 7GB of Your Computer's Storage in its Next Major Release So That Big Updates Don't Fail @ Slashdot
- Seagate woos NASty folk and other flashy types at CES @ The Register
- Edifier CEO talks to KitGuru about STAX OMEGA headphones and more
- IBM's Q System One is the world's first commercial quantum computer @ The Inquirer
- Discovery of ‘magic-angle graphene’ that behaves like a high-temperature superconductor is Physics World 2018 Breakthrough of the Year
- Almost $500,000 in Ethereum Classic coin stolen by forking its blockchain @ Ars Technica
- All About Ham Satellites @ Hackaday
The things Folks try to
The things Folks try to smuggle under cover of tighty whities and loose fitting trousers! (1)
“Singaporean border officials were taken aback at just how happy one gent was to see them – particularly when the bulge in his trousers started mewling.
Further inspection of the man’s drawers revealed that not only was he excited to cross the border from Malaysia, but his package was also packing a full complement of kittens.” (1)
Well at least the litte furries had a few balls to paw around with to reduce the boredom on the journey to thier new home.
I just wonder what Mrs Slocombe would have to say about that!
(1)
“Border guards probe ‘suspicious bulge’ in man’s trousers to find he’s packing fluffies
Sir, remove your pants meow”
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/07/smuggling_cats_in_trousers/
“I just wonder what Mrs
“I just wonder what Mrs Slocombe would have to say about that!”
She would be unanimously against it.
Thanks for the reference.
Indeed she would be
Indeed she would be scandalized … and titillated
I dont know about phone 5g,
I dont know about phone 5g, but my home 5g is super fast. Not quite GB but all of 900mbps/400